Weak Wrap: Mikey Airs So Big He Can’t Walk Now

3 Nov 2017 2 Share

COASTALWATCH | WEAK WRAP

Video by Danny Johnson

Here it is the fastest caption or whatever you call these things in the history of everything. Me mate Corbin is waiting for me and I’m lagging. He’s waiting on a mate. He keeps yelling at me because I’m making him wait. I need to hurry up. Damn it, can’t think of anything to write. Wikipedia can help me. What do you want to learn about? Worms? Okay: Worms /'w??rm/ are many different distantly related animals that typically have a long cylindrical tube-like body and no limbs. Worms vary in size from microscopic to over 1 metre (3.3 ft) in length for marine polychaete worms (bristle worms),[1] 6.7 metres (22 ft) for the African giant earthwormMicrochaetus,[2] and 58 metres (190 ft) for the marine nemertean worm (bootlace worm), Lineus longissimus. There you go. That was interesting, wasn’t it? Or wasn’t it? And that’s enough wordy things. Alright Corbin. We’re on. Who calls their kid Corbin anyway?

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